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LOL...
and another from me...
Four guys were at Butlins. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Mark because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Mark and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Mark snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Mark shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Rob's turn. Rob was a big burly motorcyclist; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said,
"Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mark into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Mark sat up and watched me all night."
John
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