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Some new ones. Nice!!
Some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris killed 4 birds with half a stone. What? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The 4 dead birds didn't think so either.
Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
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