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this is on my top 5 list now.
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise."
another one i haven't seen mentioned here before:
"When you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
When chuck norris masturbates, god kills his only son."
Last edited by Goatcrapp : 5-11-08 at 17:55.
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