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***I bolded out my thoughs on certain ones.***
Enjoy!

Alabama

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Unless HE's assisted, I doubt anyone would do this: (I stress the HE because women wouldn't do something so stupid)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while opperating a vehicle.


Connecticut

The police can stop you for biking over 65 miles per hour.

This one is hilarious:
For a pickle to be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

In Hartford, you are not allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

You may not educate dogs.

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

This one is ridiculous:
In New Britan it is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25 mph, even when going to a fire.

Makes sence if you think about it, they want a matching city:
In Guilford, only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.


Deleware

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.


Florida

It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.

How you supposed to do it then?
It is considered offensive to shower naked.

In Tampa it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after six P.M.

Unmarried woman parachuting on Sunday can result in arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Key West chickens are a protected species.


Georiga

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body.

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
C'mon, my bath can barely fit MY ass, how's it supposed to hold a real one?

No one may carry an ice cream cone in his or her pocket if it is Sunday.

In Atlanta it is against the law to tie a giraffe to a street lamp or telephone pole

Redneck City: ROFL
If you are a citizen of Acworth you must own a rake

In Jonesboro it is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."


Kentucky

I'm sure the Irish will love this law and use it all the time to get out of DUI charges:
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

In Owensboro, it is against the law for any woman to buy a hat without her husband's approval.

Passed in 1922- "Anyone who is on a highway or a street of any city that has no police protection, when only wearing a bathrobe, will be fined between $5 and $25.


Maine


If your Christmas decorations are up past January 14th you will be charged a fine.

What about parachuting?
You may not step out of a plane in flight.

What if you're wearing sandles?
In Portland, your shoelaces must be tied when you walk down the street.



Mississippi

Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

In Columbus, the fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

In Tylertown, it is unlawful to shave in the center of Main Street.


New Hampshire

It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

It is illegal to pick seaweed up off the beach.

White Mountain National Forrest- If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he or she may be fined $150 for "maintainig the national forrest without a permit."


New Jersey

If this is true, that's pretty neat:
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service.

On a highway, you cannot park under a bridge.

It is against the law to frown at a police officer.
are you really going to be smiling at him?

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

In Cresskill, all cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

In Manville, it is illegal to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. This is to keep incarcerated beasts from picking up bad habits.
ROFL, OMFG

In Ocean City, people may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

In Trenton, it is against the law to throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are also not to be consumed on Sundays.


North Carolina

Must not be the best place to have a cover band:
It is against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

If a man and a woman go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married, then according to state law, they are married.

All couples staying in rooms for only one night must sleep in double beds, kept a minimum of two feet apart.


A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

In Barber, fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

In Forrest City, you must stop and call city hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.

In Rocky Mount, it is required that you pay a property tax on your dog.


Rhode Island

It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.

It is an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

In Newport, you cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.

In Providence, it is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

Also, you may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.


South Carolina

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

LOL on this one:
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

In Charleston, it is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.

Also, the fire department may blow up your house. This law was originated so that the fire department could create a firebreak.


Tennessee


Driving while asleep is unlawful.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

This is the best law ever passed!:
In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedrestrians.

It is also illegal for frogs to croak after eleven P.M.

Panhandlers (Beggers) must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of dontown Memphis.

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners, it is also illegal to take unfinished pie home, and all pie must be eaten on the premises.

In Lenoir City, when you pull up to a stop sign, you mustfire a gun out of the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

In Oneida, a city ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song, "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."



Vermont

Everybody must take at least one bath each week.

Please, someone give this a shot:
Whistling underwater is illegal.

It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.