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Chain Letters...
So Tonight I was going over some "appropriate media" on my computer when all of a sudden i get an email from my best budy. I was astonished when I saw the crap he sent me. A chain letter. Anyways heres what I responded to him and all the other retardos who sent that crapmail to people.
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Alright...so here I am Kevin Villeneuve sending to all of you "They pushed her" believers a little information on how life works. And also this may be the answer top the next time someone asks "are you stupid?" cuz obviously the answer is YES. Now heres the original story...then I will explain why you guys are so pathetic.
...On starts the bull[shizzle]!...
About 6 years ago in Indiana,
Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durin g a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 yea r old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his sh ower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't send this to at least 9 or 10 of your friends saying 'They pushed her' Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Okay first of all...if this were real I would highly consider putting the real [fizzle]ing precise date. "Some guy died...sometime 6 years back" Good job eintein we've got 365 days in a year...be more precise next time? kthanks.
Second...5 girls pushing one down a sewer? wtf...how can 5 bodies be able to all push ONE body in the SAME direction? Were those 5 girls all anorexic?
Third...everyone believed their "she fell" story. Wait a second...during a fire drill...when the whole [fizzle]ing school is around you...you're telling me not one student saw 5 girls pushing one girl (which was probably screaming for help) down a sewer thingy? wow...school of blinds maybe...on to point 4.
fourth...HOW THE [fizzle] DO YOU KNOW DAVID GREGORY DIDNT REPOST THIS?!?!?!?! EH??? EH??? BITCH!
fifth...If this ghost lady has enough advanced equipment to see whether we are re-sending this bull[shizzle] or not...she'd probably be working for the FBI.
sixth...The original author of this story is pretty [fizzle]ing good. Cuz NO ONE knows how the [fizzle] this david kid died. except of course the author of this letter. on top of it the author also knows what david heard before dying (laughter and [shizzle]) and also knows david actually woke up in the sewers and was killed there. Wow...youre pretty [fizzle]ing good...you too would probably have a nice job in the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
seventh...skin peeled off? I mean seriously...wtf?!?!?! As if this ghost chick doesnt have enough people to kill...probably 8 people out of 10 dont resend it. thats a lot of killing for a single ghost. I dont think she would take the time to peel off the skin.
eightttt....The google issue. First of all...dont say "you can google her name and find her story" without actually checking if thats true first. Cuz i [fizzle]in searched the first 10 pages of google and only came upon forums and "yahoo questions" with people always saying the same [shizzle]... "Is this story true? I dont know whether or not to repost?" Congradu-[fizzle]ing-lations...you've won a first class ticket to FAIL.
ninee...why the [fizzle] would she kill me on the toilet? i mean...first of all i dont go on the toilet to [fizzle]ing smell like good perfume and read. Yes i poop. is she really willing to come and get me and give a good fight (im a pretty husky guy, i might die...but shes gonna have suffered a while before i do) while im covered in [shizzle]? I mean...why doesnt she wait until im finished? I think maybe theres a part the author foprgot to add: Carmen has some seriously defecating problems.
tennn....Okay anyone realize a REALLY important thing? If you dont post this...carmen will come kill you. Okay...so i wont lie: im not [fizzle]ing reposting this tonight. But that doesnt mean i never will. So what is carmen gonna [fizzle]in sit over my shoulder the rest of my life and wait until like a second before i die, teleport me into a sewer, kill me and then rip my face skin off? I mean...good job author...no dates. Wow...no restrictions...youre gonna get killed but i dont know when!!! Wow this is as accurate as your [fizzle]en date when the chick died!
Anyways...im not [fizzle]ing reposting this. Piece of [shizzle] [fizzle]en chain letters...According to these "wonderful" email letters...Im gonna have bad luck for the next 179 years of my life, I will never have a girlfriend, I'm supposed to have died 14 times and I'm still waiting for my [fizzle]en tickets to Disney!
Anyways...the email ends here. You guys can all go back to FAILING.
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Please everyone who reads this...now on when you recieve a chain letter, respond bashing them and laughing at them. If you just delete it, youre just as bad as the guy who forwards it to 20 other people. we've got to keep the war on retards going! anyways...im out...until next time...CIAO!
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