You could get the best of both worlds and find yourself some....
'Skanky Prostitutes!'
The night would go a little bit like this for young Rod...

<---- Rod

<---- Skanky Prostitute...

<---- Rods friends

and

's are in a bar.

sees a

.

needs a few

first, she is pretty grotty.

gets up and says

to the

's convince

she is fine. Friends have a good

.
Before you know it, Rods back in the room, but unfortunately he has too much to drink and

, but thats alright because the

was

due to all the excitement.So poor

got

.
Hope you liked my little story.