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Old 4-23-08, 1:30   #16 (permalink)
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If his chute didnt open, then why is his backpack empty? Wouldnt there be an unopened chute inside?

No idea on the fly. Something about the fly being in an ice cube? Ice tea??
no chute to begin with, just a backpack

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These have too many answers. Woman stabbed but no weapon was found? How about someone stabbed her while she was bathing and took the weapon with him when he left.

Empty backpack with puddle of water infront of him? He was trampled by a camel after aliens robbed him and dumped him in the desert next to a puddle.

The woman knew it was the same tea because she put iocane powder in it before he took it away. Then when he brought it back she made her husband take the first sip, and since he died, she knew it was the same tea.
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no chute to begin with, just a backpack
hahahha poor bastard.

TheBouleOfFools, are you this sceptical with knock knock jokes as well?

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Cause the piece of [shizzle] the fly landed on that was floating in the cup in the first place was still there?

I rekon she gets the tea black(as one usually does), pours milk in, sees the fly and sends it back.
Waiter brought it back with milk in?

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Waiter, what is this fly doing in my tea?

Looks like back-stroke ma'am...

Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"

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holy [shizzle],... i am SO naming my first son "diesel blades"
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LMFAO

well very close answers....she had already put sugar in it and when she got it back it was already sweetened.

what word can be read normally, backwards, vertical and upside down and still read the same thing?





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no

a word more than one character, nice try tho!

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is it NOON ?
It works normally, backwards, and upside down. Not quite sure what you mean by vertical though.
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Karma for anyone that can figure this out. Its driving me nuts. honestly....

THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students can

It was posted on the "Funwall" of a facebook profile. I have no idea what this could be.....
Davaro, this ones for you man.

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My guess is the answer is...."No"
You cannot answer the riddle, according to the last line of the 'riddle'. At least, I can't thin of anything that works for all of it.
EDIT But it might be "time"

Heres one for y'all

What will kill you if you eat it?
The poor might have it
The rich certainly don't
Greater than deities
More foul than the devil

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SHinEY ShINey ShInEy!! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow on my brain!!!
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
"I don't eat vegetables...That is what food eats"
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What will kill you if you eat it?
The poor might have it
The rich certainly don't
Greater than deities
More foul than the devil
Answer = Nothing

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Answer = Nothing
Yea, thats right. Quick 'un haha. But really, anyone know the answer to GrahamAM's riddle?

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SHinEY ShINey ShInEy!! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow on my brain!!!
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You trying to catch me out? If I get it right, I'm kindergarten material?

I have no clue... thought it was DNA for a minute

Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"

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is it NOON ?
It works normally, backwards, and upside down. Not quite sure what you mean by vertical though.
yes!


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