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Old 4-24-08, 10:09   #31 (permalink)
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THE ANSWER is no or yes. You answer the last line of the riddle. That is why kindergarden kids get and harvard ppl dont cause they put too much thought into it....can u guess the riddle? No i cannot guess the riddle. That is the answer NO



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Old 4-24-08, 18:27   #32 (permalink)
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water? water makes polar bears look white..

it makes us cry when tis on our face or seem liek it.

it makes guys wanna pee..

and girls combe their hair

it makes celebretys look stupid cus the makeup runs..

and it makes us look like celebritys cus well I look at myself in the mirror tomuch...

a little water in the pancake will make it not get burned and turn golden brown as it evaporates.

the champaign one I'm guessing when frozen water (ice) and you pour it in a cup shampaign bubbles..

if you squeez water it will pop and squirt!

if you look at water .. well I dont know that one.. but I think its water... lol

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I meditated deeply on Feens response, and it didn't make sense to me. Full Yoga cross-legged sitting position, open palms facing the ceiling with eyes closed, and listening to Yani, and still no positive answer.

Your water arguement sounds much more convincing. But I'll have to meditate on that one as well before I bust open the karma flood gates.

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I meditated deeply on Feens response, and it didn't make sense to me. Full Yoga cross-legged sitting position, open palms facing the ceiling with eyes closed, and listening to Yani, and still no positive answer.

Your water arguement sounds much more convincing. But I'll have to meditate on that one as well before I bust open the karma flood gates.
I was going to say a mirror, but feen's answer seems better.

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Water almost sounds right, but generally the answer for these riddles fits 100% not almost. If the answer is "no", I will be disapointed.

Ps, someone find the answer before I neck my self.

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the answer is not no, but YES!

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Water does sound right, but not at all definative... best answer I could think of potentially though

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Here's the answer:

Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

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^ You are a Poet and you dont know'et
You make it rhyme, every time!

Here is one from me:

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
Most Poems Rhyme,
But this one Does'nt.

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i also [shizzle] all over my hand trying to light a fart on fire in front of like 30 people at a party. that SUCKED. ruined my favorite lighter and my watch.

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If you search the question, you find that Time, Water and No or Yes are the three most common answers.

As the others point out, the answer is in the last question.

Can you honestly and truely answer that question?

This is the big key, 97% of Harvard student's can't get it correct, but 84% percent of kindergardners can.

Could a kindergardner, figure out that it's TIME, if that were the answer?

The reason yes make sense to me, is that if you can say no to the question, then yes you can answer the question.


The Riddle is kind of like this silly game we used to play.

It begins like this.

"Do you wanna play a memory game?"
"Sure."
"What are you wearing?"
"Clothes."
So on and so forth, until you finally ask, "Okay, now what was the first question I asked you?"

So it's either No, or what I'm still trying to decide, Yes.

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Actually when I searched I found the time answer:

WikiAnswers - What is the worlds hardest riddle

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i did search that too, BUT as mentioned above, would a kindergardner really understand that the riddle acctually is relative to the poem? I still think the answer would be yes. if your answer is "no", then you said you can't guess the riddle when in fact you really can. The reason they throw that Harvard vs. kindergardner part in there is because the college students will try and break every single part of the riddle down for the correct answer when the kindergardner was acctually paying attention to what was being asked.

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lol there is a banner ad right now for the "dumb blond test"

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