riddle

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 4-21-08, 15:31

there is a dead guy with an empty backpack on in the middle of a desert with a puddle of water in front of him.

how did he die?

f33n

**SAdrmmr04** · 4-21-08, 15:35

is this like the one where he's in the desert with no foot prints leading to him because his parachute didn't open?

Tem · 4-21-08, 20:22

he drank the gasoline.

Edit: he was trying to make a fire and poured the water instead and drank the gasoline.

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 4-22-08, 10:04

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Originally Posted by SAdrmmr04

is this like the one where he's in the desert with no foot prints leading to him because his parachute didn't open?

goddammit....

u suck...

he was skydiving and the parachute didnt open...the water was to throw you off.....heres another one...

There is a girl that lay dead in the bathtub. Tub full of water. She has a stab wound to her chest. The police seached the whole site and no weapon was found. How did the girl die?

f33n

sdfmx6 · 4-22-08, 10:26

needle dick.

**SAdrmmr04** · 4-22-08, 11:32

Quote:

goddammit....

u suck...

don't lie, you know that turns you on

as for the other one...haven't figured it out yet

**Davaro** · 4-22-08, 13:21

She was stabbed with an isicle (if thats how you spell a shard of frozen water)

**SAdrmmr04** · 4-22-08, 13:24

awwww, i can't believe i forgot that one! nice davaro

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 4-22-08, 14:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davaro

She was stabbed with an isicle (if thats how you spell a shard of frozen water)

icicle.

there was a wndow above her and it was open. the icicle fell cut her so deep she died and there was not evidence because it melted in the tub.

dammit davaro....ur not allowed to participate anymore

f33n

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 4-22-08, 15:00

A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?

f33n

**SAdrmmr04** · 4-22-08, 16:13

fly still in the tea?

or possibly lipstick on the cup?

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 4-22-08, 19:38

nope

feen

**D'sMx-6** · 4-22-08, 21:14

because it was the same tea that the fly was in

**SAdrmmr04** · 4-23-08, 1:19

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Originally Posted by Mazda SpeedFeen

nope

feen

ive heard that one before, and those were the answers i remember

**Turk** · 4-23-08, 1:23

If his chute didnt open, then why is his backpack empty? Wouldnt there be an unopened chute inside?

No idea on the fly. Something about the fly being in an ice cube? Ice tea??

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Turk Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 20 iTrader: (3)	If his chute didnt open, then why is his backpack empty? Wouldnt there be an unopened chute inside? No idea on the fly. Something about the fly being in an ice cube? Ice tea??
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