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4-24-08, 5:46
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The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" |
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Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"
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4-24-08, 21:30
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lol silly stoners, pot is for humans (apparently?)
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1993 Mazda MX6 [RF] - hardly ever driven but still money burnt on it
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5-5-08, 1:27
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Missed that sad sense of humor you have - sorry my brilliant jokes chased you away... hehehe/joking as well... |
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Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"
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haha
