Three women

[alwaysbrokenMX6]

Heard this one on the radio today...

Three women, one single, one engaged, and one married, are talking over a glass of wine. All of the sudden, the married one says "I have an idea: let's all dress in full bondage attires, and go out to our guys. Tomorrow, we come back here to see what happened!"

All three of them agree, and they part off.

The next day, all three meet up, and go about their stories. The single one starts "Well, since Im single, I dressed up in 6 inch heels, a leather skirt and a bustier, and went out to my favorite bar. There, I met this guy and he nailed me all night!! it was great! Afterwards, the engaged one says "Well, I went home, with 7 inch heels, a full leather jump suit and a leather hat, and waited for my man to come from work. When he got in, he saw me, and he just pushed me against a wall and secksed me all night. It was the best secks ever!!"

Then the married one goes "Well, I went home in some 8 inch heels, a leather mini-skirt and a leather jacket, with a wip. My husband walks in, sees me, walks to the sofa, turns the tv on and says 'What's for dinner, Batman'?"

[Turk]

Gave me a laugh .

Batman kills it.

[Davaro]

Niiiice.....

[kingpin]

making a guest appearance......... and this made me laugh