Chuck Norris! - Page 2

**SAdrmmr04** · 5-2-08, 9:34

ditto, i haven't heard alot of those either haha

**mrmoose** · 5-7-08, 14:43

Chuck Norris's main export is pain and he can divide by 0.

**SAdrmmr04** · 5-7-08, 14:54

**teddy** · 5-7-08, 14:54

Chuck Norris Facts

my friend showed me this, he has 19 full pages of facts and named his cat chuck norris.

Its addicting

**Goatcrapp** · 5-11-08, 17:52

this is on my top 5 list now.

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise."

another one i haven't seen mentioned here before:

"When you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

When chuck norris masturbates, god kills his only son."

**mrmoose** · 5-11-08, 18:02

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor slapped him. That doctor is still in traction to this day!!

**nate_v8** · 5-13-08, 12:56

Some one told my father-in-law, on more than one occasion, that he looks like chuck norris. He got a big head, but he kind does look like him.

**SAdrmmr04** · 5-13-08, 13:31

ive been thinking about growing a full beard and going as Lone Wolf McQuade for Halloween

Davaro · 5-13-08, 14:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAdrmmr04

ive been thinking about growing a full beard and going as Lone Wolf McQuade for Halloween

That was your last living thought before Chuck Norris round-house kicked you into oblivion. Chuck Norris does not let ANYONE be Chuck Norris!

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 5-14-08, 20:53

chuck norris is so gay he is the rainbow.

feen

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