Dead babie jokes!!!!!! - Page 2

**nate_v8** · 5-12-08, 14:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nealio

What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger.
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dude, that ones out there. but yeh some funny some just to far for me.

**BSmoothXTR** · 5-12-08, 18:24

So once again, I ask... when did pedo/necrophelia become an in thing?

**nate_v8** · 5-13-08, 8:54

It never became a thing, just sick shock humor. It's been something popular with a certain group of people for a long long time.

**Goatcrapp** · 5-13-08, 10:50

it became an "in thing" in 375 BC when the a roman prisoner, upon being escorted to his public hanging, pointed at the noose ajnd asked "are you sure this thing's safe?"

This began a cycle of sarcastic and off-color humor that culminated with a roman soldier who, in 100 AD, did in fact find 10 dead Etrsucan babies in a trash receptacle... and chuckled.

**nate_v8** · 5-13-08, 11:05

lol, great history lesson goat.

**mushkid** · 5-13-08, 14:18

lol i found this hilarious lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goatcrapp

it became an "in thing" in 375 BC when the a roman prisoner, upon being escorted to his public hanging, pointed at the noose ajnd asked "are you sure this thing's safe?"

This began a cycle of sarcastic and off-color humor that culminated with a roman soldier who, in 100 AD, did in fact find 10 dead Etrsucan babies in a trash receptacle... and chuckled.

Davaro · 5-13-08, 14:22

What is red and sits in the corner?

Baby with a razorblade

What is green and sits in a corner?

Same baby a month later

**Chrissmazdamx6** · 5-13-08, 14:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goatcrapp

another: what's worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?

1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans.

Thats one of the ones I was going to say. Dont know if these were mentioned but:

Whats white, red, sits in a high chair and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler

Whats White, red, sits in a high chair and gurgles?
A baby chomping on razor blades

Whats the difference between a BMW and a dead baby?
I dont have a BMW in my garage.

Dead baby jokes are fun. I think people need to stop being so anal about [shizzle]. Theyre meant to be tasteless. Thats where the humour lies. I dont know what I would fear more. Someone who actually gets off on these jokes, or someone who is so stuck up that they actually find these offensive. Would you guys find racist jokes offensive too? Oh dont get me started there. If it were allowed (not sure if it is) I could go all day on some good ol' racist jokes

clever-username · 5-13-08, 14:37

What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
[fizzle]ed

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles on the floor?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

**nate_v8** · 5-13-08, 14:45

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a baby on a stick?
A kebabie.

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it.

**tnr4life02** · 5-13-08, 14:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by nate_v8

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it.

lol, that is great lol

**nate_v8** · 5-14-08, 8:27

No body has mentioned "A Modest Proposal" yet?

I also thought it would be good to include Don Hertzfeldt's "Billy's Balloon" since Mushkid started the thread in the lounge.

YouTube - Don Hertzfeldt - Billy's Balloon

**Mazda SpeedFeen** · 5-14-08, 20:56

i am not offended but some are seriously not cool. that is all.....i did have a few laughs

feen

**Graham_A_M** · 5-19-08, 22:47

^ Bitch please

**KING6** · 5-19-08, 23:28

kinda dumb..

The thing about these jokes, is you start to question the character of the person that’s coming up with them and telling them.

Something is wrong when your not only thinking of mutilation and baby’s, but you think there is some sort of humor in it.

I remember going to this party a few years back and some loser started talking to a group of us, and made some joke about " how do you make a 5yr old cry?. Wipe your bloody d*** off on her teddy bear". found out he's a registered sex offender. I doubt he came up with that "joke" on his own. But Im not the type of person that would ever consider telling it to anyone, nor tell a dead baby joke.

5-12-08, 18:24	#17 (permalink)
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5-13-08, 8:54	#18 (permalink)
nate_v8 What What. . . in the Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beaver, OH, USA Age: 21 iTrader: (2)	It never became a thing, just sick shock humor. It's been something popular with a certain group of people for a long long time.
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5-13-08, 10:50	#19 (permalink)
Goatcrapp Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: brooklyn, NY Age: 29 iTrader: (1)	it became an "in thing" in 375 BC when the a roman prisoner, upon being escorted to his public hanging, pointed at the noose ajnd asked "are you sure this thing's safe?" This began a cycle of sarcastic and off-color humor that culminated with a roman soldier who, in 100 AD, did in fact find 10 dead Etrsucan babies in a trash receptacle... and chuckled.
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5-13-08, 11:05	#20 (permalink)
nate_v8 What What. . . in the Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beaver, OH, USA Age: 21 iTrader: (2)	lol, great history lesson goat.
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5-13-08, 14:45	#25 (permalink)
nate_v8 What What. . . in the Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beaver, OH, USA Age: 21 iTrader: (2)	What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. What do you call a baby on a stick? A kebabie. What's worse than smoking pot with a baby? Making a bong out of it. Last edited by nate_v8 : 5-13-08 at 14:48.
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5-13-08, 14:37	#24 (permalink)
clever-username Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ottawa, Canada Age: 17 iTrader: (0)	What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? [fizzle]ed How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles on the floor? Nail its other hand to the floor.

5-14-08, 8:27	#27 (permalink)
nate_v8 What What. . . in the Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beaver, OH, USA Age: 21 iTrader: (2)	No body has mentioned "A Modest Proposal" yet? I also thought it would be good to include Don Hertzfeldt's "Billy's Balloon" since Mushkid started the thread in the lounge. YouTube - Don Hertzfeldt - Billy's Balloon
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5-14-08, 20:56	#28 (permalink)
Mazda SpeedFeen Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: , Les Maritimes eh? Age: 21 iTrader: (0)	i am not offended but some are seriously not cool. that is all.....i did have a few laughs feen
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5-19-08, 23:28	#30 (permalink)
KING6 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Central, USA Age: 24 iTrader: (13)	kinda dumb.. The thing about these jokes, is you start to question the character of the person that’s coming up with them and telling them. Something is wrong when your not only thinking of mutilation and baby’s, but you think there is some sort of humor in it. I remember going to this party a few years back and some loser started talking to a group of us, and made some joke about " how do you make a 5yr old cry?. Wipe your bloody d*** off on her teddy bear". found out he's a registered sex offender. I doubt he came up with that "joke" on his own. But Im not the type of person that would ever consider telling it to anyone, nor tell a dead baby joke. Last edited by KING6 : 5-19-08 at 23:33.
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