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Old 5-8-09, 10:31   #1 (permalink)
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Swine flu

A bear, a lion and a pig meet in the forest.

The bear said, “If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”

The Lion said, “If I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is shivering with fear.”

The pig said,”Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet sh*ts itself.”
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Haha! Nicely done.

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Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"

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let's say you and i are banging, but you're banging goat on the side. Now imagine goat is also banging adie, and adie comes over at night to get her throat coated. Imagine if I'm also hollowing out Mary in my free time, who is in turn sleeping with Zach.
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