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Women???
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away as if nothing happened.
The wife glares at her husband and says in shock, "Well, just who in the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband sipping his coffee latte', "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw!!," says the wife standing up, "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband calmly, "but remember ...........if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more country club membership... But the decision is yours...."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous younger woman on his arm.
"Who was that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is much prettier," replies the wife.
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