Start telling some fresh ones or I may have to hijack this thread...
Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"
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Originally Posted by whitenoyz
let's say you and i are banging, but you're banging goat on the side. Now imagine goat is also banging adie, and adie comes over at night to get her throat coated. Imagine if I'm also hollowing out Mary in my free time, who is in turn sleeping with Zach.
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a ittle Japanese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Japanese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?
You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(It's a beauty)...
(wait for it)...
(Get your best Japanese accent ready)......
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitenoyz
let's say you and i are banging, but you're banging goat on the side. Now imagine goat is also banging adie, and adie comes over at night to get her throat coated. Imagine if I'm also hollowing out Mary in my free time, who is in turn sleeping with Zach.
Aww comeon! That one is so old it's turning up at the corners... you need to up the ante or can this thread due to fail...
Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitenoyz
let's say you and i are banging, but you're banging goat on the side. Now imagine goat is also banging adie, and adie comes over at night to get her throat coated. Imagine if I'm also hollowing out Mary in my free time, who is in turn sleeping with Zach.
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a ittle Japanese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Japanese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?
You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(It's a beauty)...
(wait for it)...
(Get your best Japanese accent ready)......
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
OH [fizzle]! You win sooo much for this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The~Rotary~Canadian~
Your heart beats, mine rotates!
It was a small town, and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them, "Why are you sitting in that car? Are you trying to steal it?"
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then, why don't you drive it away?"
"We can't drive."
"Then, why did you buy it?"
"We were told that, if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed; so, we're just waiting."
Do women call you Fatty?
Do women call you Baldy?
Do women call you Ugly?
Do you have bad breath?
Do women call you Shorty?
Do your ears have more hair than your head?
Do women call you Stupid?
Do women call you Loser?
Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70?
Worst of all, have women completely lost interest in you?
Aww comeon! That one is so old it's turning up at the corners... you need to up the ante or can this thread due to fail...
Look man, I like your stuff in the jokes section. But let Tyler do his own thing. it's not a competition, if you don't like the jokes just don't read them.
The way I see it, these bring a smile to some people's faces and that's all that's important. It's not a competition, nor a comparison here. There is no 'fail' as he is getting smiles and laughs from me, and others too I'm sure, so there is no need for any criticism.
Look man, I like your stuff in the jokes section. But let Tyler do his own thing. it's not a competition, if you don't like the jokes just don't read them.
The way I see it, these bring a smile to some people's faces and that's all that's important. It's not a competition, nor a comparison here. There is no 'fail' as he is getting smiles and laughs from me, and others too I'm sure, so there is no need for any criticism.
Cry me a river.
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Originally Posted by ragincanadian4
Only one way to say it, I hate your RSX. I think the gold wheels look awful.
Look man, I like your stuff in the jokes section. But let Tyler do his own thing. it's not a competition, if you don't like the jokes just don't read them.
The way I see it, these bring a smile to some people's faces and that's all that's important. It's not a competition, nor a comparison here. There is no 'fail' as he is getting smiles and laughs from me, and others too I'm sure, so there is no need for any criticism.
Get a life. This is encouragement i am giving... in a ( ) joking type of manner. I am the biggest fan of decent jokes and love new ones. especially if they are new.
'sides, how the [fizzle] am I supposed to know if I like the joke if I dont read it?
@ ChefspOt
That was sharp
Africa - It's like "zoom-zoom-stolen"
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitenoyz
let's say you and i are banging, but you're banging goat on the side. Now imagine goat is also banging adie, and adie comes over at night to get her throat coated. Imagine if I'm also hollowing out Mary in my free time, who is in turn sleeping with Zach.
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new ones please!
