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Old 11-20-09, 11:07   #1 (permalink)
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Bank joke

A guy walks into a bank and asks the teller to check his balance. She pushed him over.
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Old 11-20-09, 13:47   #2 (permalink)
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what is this? Bad Joke Friday?

I see you trollin I be ragin
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Old 11-20-09, 20:44   #3 (permalink)
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yes. i love a bad joke. they can be so stupid they almost make you laugh.
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A guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!"

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my personal favorite is -A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy why the long face?"
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fish swims into a wall, says DAMN

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From SAE 920677... "LONG LIFE AND MAINTENANCE-FREE - Efforts were made to extend the life of these engines and make them as maintenance-free as possible so that customers can be pleased with the vehicle's quality long after the initial driving period."
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Old 11-26-09, 20:36   #7 (permalink)
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^ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i remember being told this one as a kid.

want to hear a dirty joke?
2 white horses jump in a puddle, 3 come out...

can anyone shed light on this one?



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i remember being told this one as a kid.

want to hear a dirty joke?
2 white horses jump in a puddle, 3 come out...

can anyone shed light on this one?



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LOL! Actually it goes: "Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud!" But somewhere along the way, it seems like it got old and someone brought it back to sex....white man horse + white woman horse = baby horse?

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is that it? cause then thats super lame, lol


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2 fish are in a tank. one sais "I'll drive, you man the guns!"
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A baby seal walks into a club...
Thats just bad in genral, hahaha

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Why did Simba's dad die?
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Because he couldn't Mufasa.

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^ I actually had to say it out loud to get that joke. +1000 internets for the lame humor.

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