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11-20-09, 11:07
#1 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Aurora ,
NE ,
USA
Age: 24
Bank joke
A guy walks into a bank and asks the teller to check his balance. She pushed him over.
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11-20-09, 13:47
#2 (permalink )
Shove it!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Parkland ,
WA
Age: 33
what is this? Bad Joke Friday?
I see you trollin I be ragin
postin' bout to get teh banned
Parting out Gray 89 GT
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Originally Posted by Kansas
Zach you've earned a blowjob from Cindy
11-20-09, 20:44
#3 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Aurora ,
NE ,
USA
Age: 24
yes. i love a bad joke. they can be so stupid they almost make you laugh.
11-21-09, 0:17
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: (514)<--area code, look it up! ,
Canada
Age: 23
A guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!"
~ The ~ Rotary ~ Canadian ~
Your heart beats, mine rotates!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chefsp0t
I know this is lame but how many sigs am I in?
Coming soon...
11-21-09, 1:00
#5 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Aurora ,
NE ,
USA
Age: 24
my personal favorite is -A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy why the long face?"
11-21-09, 2:54
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Perth ,
Australia
Age: 23
fish swims into a wall, says DAMN
1993 626 KL-ZE, i swear its stock officer...
From SAE 920677... "LONG LIFE AND MAINTENANCE-FREE - Efforts were made to extend the life of these engines and make them as maintenance-free as possible so that customers can be pleased with the vehicle's quality long after the initial driving period."
11-26-09, 20:36
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: (514)<--area code, look it up! ,
Canada
Age: 23
^ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ The ~ Rotary ~ Canadian ~
Your heart beats, mine rotates!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chefsp0t
I know this is lame but how many sigs am I in?
Coming soon...
11-30-09, 22:10
#8 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ,
Where healthcare is free
i remember being told this one as a kid.
want to hear a dirty joke?
2 white horses jump in a puddle, 3 come out...
can anyone shed light on this one?
feen
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Fitzyb
Fd's are and always will be pornography on wheels
12-3-09, 21:29
#9 (permalink )
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: (514)<--area code, look it up! ,
Canada
Age: 23
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mazda SpeedFeen
i remember being told this one as a kid.
want to hear a dirty joke?
2 white horses jump in a puddle, 3 come out...
can anyone shed light on this one?
feen
LOL! Actually it goes: "Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud!" But somewhere along the way, it seems like it got old and someone brought it back to sex....white man horse + white woman horse = baby horse?
~ The ~ Rotary ~ Canadian ~
Your heart beats, mine rotates!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chefsp0t
I know this is lame but how many sigs am I in?
Coming soon...
12-7-09, 17:08
#10 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ,
Where healthcare is free
is that it? cause then thats super lame, lol
feen
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Originally Posted by
Fitzyb
Fd's are and always will be pornography on wheels
12-22-09, 17:55
#11 (permalink )
New Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location:
Age: 18
2 fish are in a tank. one sais "I'll drive, you man the guns!"
12-22-09, 18:30
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: ,
MO ,
USA
Age: 23
A baby seal walks into a club...
Quote:
Originally Posted by
concealer404
Keep in mind that i know nothing of the KLZE other than it's a 2.5 litre V6 that sounds like god.
12-22-09, 19:35
#13 (permalink )
Balls of steel
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Jersey Shore ,
NJ ,
USA
Age: 21
Quote:
Originally Posted by
MazdaMan88
A baby seal walks into a club...
Thats just bad in genral, hahaha
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Originally Posted by
Goatcrapp
Yeah, chef's mancard went missing a while back.. we're still waiting for him to find it again.
12-23-09, 2:14
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: ,
MO ,
USA
Age: 23
Why did Simba's dad die?
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Because he couldn't Mufasa.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
concealer404
Keep in mind that i know nothing of the KLZE other than it's a 2.5 litre V6 that sounds like god.
12-23-09, 19:54
#15 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Limerick ,
PA ,
USA
Age: 25
^ I actually had to say it out loud to get that joke. +1000 internets for the lame humor.
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