Divorce Maths - Spitzer versus McCartney!!

**Paula** · 5-11-08, 2:27

Doing the maths on the Paul McCartney- Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he payed her $49 million Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship(and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per bonking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

And that's Crazy, right?

But... get this!

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!

Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,wide open
menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready
for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.**

NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of maths quiz they should be teaching in our schools?

Have a great day.

Paula in the UK ...........

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**D'sMx-6** · 5-11-08, 14:29

Paula, you are awesome

**SinCity** · 5-11-08, 14:36

The amount of money Heather Mills got in the divorce makes me sick. She used him from the get-go and everyone knows it. Isn't she the most hated person over in the UK?

Edit:
You do not take into account what Spitzer's divorce is going to cost. I don't know what he's worth but I doubt he will be married much longer.

**Paula** · 5-11-08, 18:08

Hiya,

A ' wwwwwwww thanks hon ........

Hey I will be in Wisconsin ( Baraboo ) from mid August to the end of September .......

My MX 6 is a ' 97 ' too ........

Take care

Paula

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Originally Posted by D'sMx-6

Paula, you are awesome

**Paula** · 5-11-08, 18:10

Probably ......

Nite

Paula

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Originally Posted by SinCity

Isn't she the most hated person over in the UK?

**D'sMx-6** · 5-11-08, 18:20

Well Paula, maybe you can make a trip to Milwaukee while you are here.

**Paula** · 5-12-08, 15:22

Hiya,

I'll try.....

We must keep in touch.

Take care

Paula

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Originally Posted by D'sMx-6

Well Paula, maybe you can make a trip to Milwaukee while you are here.

**med_mx6** · 5-12-08, 17:31

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Originally Posted by D'sMx-6

Paula, you are awesome

Loved the analysis.
Loved it even more that a woman posted it.
(Kinda reminds me of that old Michael Jordan analysis that concluded he makes ~$30,000 per minute of any one game).

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Originally Posted by SinCity

Edit:
You do not take into account what Spitzer's divorce is going to cost. I don't know what he's worth but I doubt he will be married much longer.

I'm not bothering to keep track of them, but I thought I read somewhere she was gonna stand by her man. I guess once the limelight dies down, she could try to do it quietly.

**Davaro** · 5-15-08, 4:34

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Originally Posted by Paula

ability to put BOTH legs around you

That made green tea come out of my [fizzle]ing nose!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

5-11-08, 2:27	#1 (permalink)
Paula Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Surrey, UK iTrader: (0)	Divorce Maths - Spitzer versus McCartney!! Doing the maths on the Paul McCartney- Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he payed her $49 million Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her! Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship(and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per bonking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of being married to her. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. And that's Crazy, right? But... get this! Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!! Value-added benefits are: A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.** NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of maths quiz they should be teaching in our schools? Have a great day. Paula in the UK ........... ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Yahoo! Mobile. Introducing Yahoo! Go 3.0.
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SinCity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Near Area 51, NV, USA Age: 31 iTrader: (1)	The amount of money Heather Mills got in the divorce makes me sick. She used him from the get-go and everyone knows it. Isn't she the most hated person over in the UK? Edit: You do not take into account what Spitzer's divorce is going to cost. I don't know what he's worth but I doubt he will be married much longer.
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