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**White90MX6** · 11-16-04, 21:53

I'm a virgin

**White90MX6** · 11-16-04, 23:31

Well, there is a story to the virgin thing.

I'm just looking for that right women... you know? The ones that will do the following without question or back chat.

1. Earn me lots of money to spend
2. Cook me dinner
3. Clean the house
4. Massage my feet, and other parts of my body without asking

5. Do things to me that would make Hugh Heffner blush
6. Have a good looking twin sister with questionable morals.
7. Have smaller thighs than me
8. Look like Natalie Portman.
9. Do anything else that I may think of after...
a. Watching late night TV
b. Reading a 'magazine'
c. Browsing those pop up ads on the Internet

It's a struggle to find these people.... and even harder to find ones that want me

**Chickebabe** · 11-16-04, 23:37

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Originally Posted by tripharn

It's a struggle to find these people.... and even harder to find ones that won't me

Haha. you said it :P

**timtx5** · 11-16-04, 23:49

You forgot things trip, such as
1. Not getting bitchy when I want to work on my car
2. Not getting bitchy when I have to do uni work
3. Not getting bitchy when I want to do 'blokeish' things
4. Not getting bitchy when I just wanna stay home and do things like play the new grand theft auto.

All in all though, mines not too bad. She doesnt get bitch, just a bit of a guilt trip if I do any of the above too much.

**Sparksy** · 11-17-04, 4:21

u also forgot: not bitching when i dont call her
call me but not for massive deep n meaningfuls ever time....
know when im busy so if she calls she wont crack it 'coz im doin one of the things timtx5 mentioned....
Sparksy

**White90MX6** · 11-17-04, 7:11

Well, funny you should mention calling, because I left phone at home today when I went out.

OH WAS I IN TROUBLE WHEN I GOT HOME.

Tripharn ain't getting any of that sweet loving tonight!

**Mr. MX6** · 11-17-04, 9:30

I don’t have sex... I think I used to once… but it was so long ago.. .now-a-days I make love..

**SABBAi** · 11-17-04, 16:46

Speaking of phones, how many time would you drop your mobile in a day?

It's not unusual for me to drop mine anywhere between 2-3 times a day.....

**Ribfeast** · 11-17-04, 17:27

Anyone had a girl give them a BJ while driving?

That is great for long freeway trips

Lets see a show of hands lol

**DarkSlayer** · 11-17-04, 20:38

not while i was driving but in the backseat of a mates car while she was driving

as for mobiles, i used to drop my heaps but for some reason it stopped working. so i keep it in my pocket now unless ive got a call or msg

**jmoore** · 11-17-04, 21:00

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Originally Posted by 1989MX6

Really? Never met anyone who shared my birth date. It's a weird day in the sense that everyone's hungover and ill, and no-one can afford decent birthday presents so soon after Christmas. Awwwwww.

Nah, it's strange - I really never have felt like making a big deal of my Birthday. Even as I kid I used to get very irritable and not feel like opening my presents. Er - and I didn't start getting hungover at least until 10 years old, either, so that isn't a factor in it....

yeah, my birthday is on the 27th of dec, my parents are too hungover on the 27th to ever want to do anything special, i usually just get them to fork out for bigger and better presents for christmas instead

**1989MX6** · 11-17-04, 21:24

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Originally Posted by jmoore

yeah, my birthday is on the 27th of dec, my parents are too hungover on the 27th to ever want to do anything special, i usually just get them to fork out for bigger and better presents for christmas instead

Haha. Yeah, there's a completely "blank area" between Christmas and 2nd January, and it's unfortunate that we have birthdays that fall then. It's a blank area that's alcohol or cash related. It's not our fault there wasn't much on TV nine months earlier....

Hey, if only Monopoly was more popular back in 1969 I'd never even have to do all the exams I have to do tomorrow. Something to reflect on...

**SABBAi** · 11-17-04, 23:36

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Originally Posted by DarkSlayer

not while i was driving but in the backseat of a mates car while she was driving

So you mean she was multi tasking??? going the gobs and driving... man is she talented

**crusty** · 11-18-04, 1:16

My brother & brother-in-law are both called David and they share the same Birthday.

Strage sex places? Do any Brizzy boyz know the park opposite Westfield Indooroopilly? There's a rocket ship climbing frame there. There's very little room in the nose cone....nice view though.
Another unusually spot would be the walk-in freezer at a restaurant I chef'ed at in England.....cold and warm at the same time, mmmmmmmm.

**1989MX6** · 11-18-04, 1:41

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Originally Posted by crusty

My brother & brother-in-law are both called David and they share the same Birthday.

I have a theory about Davids. Never met a David I didn't think was a jerk....

Quote:

Originally Posted by crusty

Strage sex places? Do any Brizzy boyz know the park opposite Westfield Indooroopilly? There's a rocket ship climbing frame there. There's very little room in the nose cone....nice view though.

Haha. That's opposite radio Triple Z's studios isn't it? So that's why the DJs kept mentioning that climbing frame...

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Originally Posted by crusty

Another unusually spot would be the walk-in freezer at a restaurant I chef'ed at in England.....cold and warm at the same time, mmmmmmmm.

Doing that to sides of beef doesn't sound very hygienic, Crusty. Thought there was a good reason I'm (almost) vegetarian...

11-16-04, 21:53	#1636 (permalink)
White90MX6 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: iTrader: (0)	I'm a virgin
	150kW ATW... 12psi.

11-16-04, 23:31	#1637 (permalink)
White90MX6 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: iTrader: (0)	Well, there is a story to the virgin thing. I'm just looking for that right women... you know? The ones that will do the following without question or back chat. 1. Earn me lots of money to spend 2. Cook me dinner 3. Clean the house 4. Massage my feet, and other parts of my body without asking 5. Do things to me that would make Hugh Heffner blush 6. Have a good looking twin sister with questionable morals. 7. Have smaller thighs than me 8. Look like Natalie Portman. 9. Do anything else that I may think of after... a. Watching late night TV b. Reading a 'magazine' c. Browsing those pop up ads on the Internet It's a struggle to find these people.... and even harder to find ones that want me Last edited by tripharn : 11-16-04 at 23:42.
	150kW ATW... 12psi.

11-16-04, 23:49	#1639 (permalink)
timtx5 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Maryborough (1/10 the size of Townsville), Australia Age: 25 iTrader: (0)	You forgot things trip, such as 1. Not getting bitchy when I want to work on my car 2. Not getting bitchy when I have to do uni work 3. Not getting bitchy when I want to do 'blokeish' things 4. Not getting bitchy when I just wanna stay home and do things like play the new grand theft auto. All in all though, mines not too bad. She doesnt get bitch, just a bit of a guilt trip if I do any of the above too much.
	1995 R33 Skyline gts25t. No more tx5, 9/5/06.

11-17-04, 4:21	#1640 (permalink)
Sparksy Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 iTrader: (0)	u also forgot: not bitching when i dont call her call me but not for massive deep n meaningfuls ever time.... know when im busy so if she calls she wont crack it 'coz im doin one of the things timtx5 mentioned.... Sparksy
	R.I.P. 1995 silver 6er..... you were the best first car.

11-17-04, 7:11	#1641 (permalink)
White90MX6 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: iTrader: (0)	Well, funny you should mention calling, because I left phone at home today when I went out. OH WAS I IN TROUBLE WHEN I GOT HOME. Tripharn ain't getting any of that sweet loving tonight!
	150kW ATW... 12psi.

11-17-04, 9:30	#1642 (permalink)
Mr. MX6 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Perth, Australia Age: 36 iTrader: (0)	I don’t have sex... I think I used to once… but it was so long ago.. .now-a-days I make love..
	People that think they know everything seriously annoy those of us that actually do.

11-17-04, 16:46	#1643 (permalink)
SABBAi Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia iTrader: (1)	Speaking of phones, how many time would you drop your mobile in a day? It's not unusual for me to drop mine anywhere between 2-3 times a day.....
	Teh Telstar can NEVAH lose!

11-17-04, 17:27	#1644 (permalink)
Ribfeast Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Newcastle (NSW), Australia Age: 30 iTrader: (0)	Anyone had a girl give them a BJ while driving? That is great for long freeway trips Lets see a show of hands lol
	'93 Mazda MX6 V6 Burgundy in color, VX1 mags, Pioneer 8450MP stereo, K-Mac rear swaybar, ATX cooler...ALL SOLD Now driving a 1989 Toyota Cressida with 1JZ twin turbo engine conversion, 196kW ATW, 13.2 sec

11-17-04, 20:38	#1645 (permalink)
DarkSlayer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Perth, Australia Age: 25 iTrader: (0)	not while i was driving but in the backseat of a mates car while she was driving as for mobiles, i used to drop my heaps but for some reason it stopped working. so i keep it in my pocket now unless ive got a call or msg
	Hail to the King, Baby! 1997 BMW Z3 Roadster, 2.8L I6 5-speed manual 1994 Kawasaki ZZR250, 6-speed parallel-twin fully-faired SOLD 1990 Eunos Cosmo 20B Twin Turbo

11-18-04, 1:16	#1649 (permalink)
crusty Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boostville, Queensland, Oz, population....Me. Age: 38 iTrader: (0)	My brother & brother-in-law are both called David and they share the same Birthday. Strage sex places? Do any Brizzy boyz know the park opposite Westfield Indooroopilly? There's a rocket ship climbing frame there. There's very little room in the nose cone....nice view though. Another unusually spot would be the walk-in freezer at a restaurant I chef'ed at in England.....cold and warm at the same time, mmmmmmmm.
	When they outlaw freedom, only outlaws are free