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I guess that 1st off I ought to explain what a Lexophiles is :)..It is a word for (Lovers Of Words)

For instance ...here are a couple of these such saying:

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year old was resisting a rest .
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right
now.:p

If you liked these and would like to see more, let me know and I will post more for all who care to read them..

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wow, i haven't heard jokes that cheesy in a while, but anyways ur 63 (or at least thats what ur profiles says) so i'm gonna give u a chuckle gramps. ;)
 

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wow, i haven't heard jokes that cheesy in a while, but anyways ur 63 (or at least thats what ur profiles says) so i'm gonna give u a chuckle gramps. ;)
Err..... Ok :shrug:


I liked them, and I'd be interested in more.
 

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" Humor For Lexophiles* (more)

Here's Moreeeeee...

The Butcher Backed Up Into The Meat Grinder And Got A Little Behind In His Work :lol:

The Roundest Knight At King Arthurs Round Table Was Sir Cumference...

To Write With A Broken Pencil Is Pointless .:)

A Theif Who Stole A Calendar Got Twelve Months . :wave:

I Have More Of Them...Encourage Me And I Will Post More..

Thank You Again for Reading Those..

Tony Blue
 

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*More Lexophiles for All To Read*

Here are a few more for you to read if you wish :cool:

When Fish Are In School The Sometimes Take Debate !
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The Short Fortune Teller Who Escaped From Prison Was A Small Medium At Large :lol:
and also this one
A Thief Fell And Broke His Leg In Wet Cement. He Became A Hardened Criminal..
and here's another ...

If You Take A LapTop Computer For A Run You Could Jog Your Memory.

Mower to come later :)

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-Seven days without laughter makes one weak

-why do they call it phlegm when it is in your throat and snot when it is in your nose

-'I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence. btw 'I am' is not the shortest sentence in the English language. 'Go.' is.


I like Anagrams

Schoolmaster = the classroom
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler
Intoxicate = excitation
Circumstantial evidence = can ruin a selected victim
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
 

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Thanks for sharing these.

I always liked this one:

He who runs in front of a car gets tired.
He who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
 

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I alwtry th languam or Shakh scf i hool, ihad moeriance with o sharehould espeare in English in higr mark. If I was evit boast to woulh as my er able toench of sites I re of gge. NoantI gsh I can wt theIyouos a lov ianytmeith univeot 9uld lieming have I wakd ed buf loved to take Englisotten a bete ays and poem1%f you woajor, there exprad, Englirsity ing tbut ke.

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More Of Them Are On The Way!

Here are a few more for all to read:

We'll Never Run Out Of Math Teachers Because They Always Multiply :cool:
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When The Smog Lifts In Los Angeles , U.C.L.A
also this one
The Dead Batteries Were Given Out Free Of Charge.

One More For Now??? Okay here you are

A Dentist And A Manicurist Fought Tooth And Nail.

Till Next Time:
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I have always loved poetry and the English language. Not meaning to boast or anything, but I got 91% in English in high school. If i had more experience with Shakespeare, I would have gotten a better mark. If I had gone to university, I would have loved to have taken English as my major. There are a bunch of sites I read. I can share them with you if you would like.

Speed Feen
I scored 100% in English. :)

I'm also an ass. :D
 

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Tony Blue Is Posting More Lexophiles** Look-e

Hello Members:
I was asked back to perform my Lexophiles saying so Here they Are!
Thieves Who Steal Corn From A Garden Could Be Charged With Stalking (kinda-corney) :rolleyes:

The Math Professor Went Crazy With The Blackboard. He Did A Number On It. :eek:

Local Area Network In Australia : The LAN Down Under .:cool:

I do have more, encourage me :angel:

TonyBlue :wave:
 
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