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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only
one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini-skirts, and generally was braless.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
morethan a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling just
come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your
car.

i got this of another forum, and though i would share
 
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LOL, I knew I'd heard it before but couldn't remember the punchline.
 

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there are different variations of this joke...
i read the one about the mother -in-law instead of the sister
 

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Lol, thats friggin hilarious :p
 

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hehe yeah i remember that one :p
 

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Hehe - an oldie but a goodie :D
 

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Great Joke, I'd heard it before aswell but only from mx6.com!
 

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that was awesome...
unfortunately my fiance has a HOT lil sis........... :freak:
 

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i'll help you out fred ;) lol
 
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