LOL thats the best angry engine impression ive seen!crusty said:You should be up to pressure in a couple of seconds. Make sure you don't put any load on the motor till you're up to operating pressure.
Oil warning lights are nasty, the light indicates a critical situation.They are generally a last ditch effort by your car to say, "pull over right f'king now, I'm screwed."
Could be a few things, pump & big end wear being two of them.