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......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

.....have handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

......you leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

.....you use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

.....you use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

......they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
 

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Only in america you fuind the best golfer to be black and the best rapper to be white...

Only in AMerica you pay scum lke souja boy to mumble words and dance like a monkey
 

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Only in Canadia would you repost that email you got in 1998 on AOL.
 

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Only in America would their own leader lie to their peirs...

If smart Americans voted for George Bush, what category does that put the dumb americans?
 

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Only in America would their own leader lie to their peirs...
Our president does not have any opinions on, nor has he had any dialogue with any docks, seaside moorings, or any other such boat-to-land interfaces.

That said, only in Canada do they STILL have to put up with French separatists.
 

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Only in America do they put canadian flags on their bag packs when visiting europe to not get thier ass kicked.
 

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^ This part is true. Nice one Brian.

Don't be mad because Canada is like a loft apartment above a really great party.

Canada is such a huge country but all you guys live in like 3 large cities. Is it so you can huddle for warmth during your 6 months of winter?
 

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I think they just like to huddle together so they can argue over who's turn it is to be the 'little spoon'
 

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Canada is like your attic, and no matter how many times you go up there, you always find cool things you didn't know about.
 
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