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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do
for you in the bedroom?

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to
play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, "No honey, I don'tfeel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
WHAT?!"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am
and not for the things I buy you?" @-

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
 

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LMAO thats a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD one :D
 

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Ahahahahahahaha

OMG i havnt laughed so hard in weeks, thats brilliant, yeah, u aint getting none for a while

Well done, thats karma worthy lol
 

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Come on dude, if you're going to cut and paste at least take out all the spaces. That's just lazy.:sigh:
 

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all fixed up, just for you crusty :D

well never happen again..........:p
 

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smart ass!...........

all fixed
 
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hehe that's funny stuff.. good one mich man.

if it's a true story.. u've got guts to stand there and say that to her without running for your life..

but it's true chiks like all the emotional stuff (dont know why girls like guys to buy them stuff tho. I'm not like that so never understood it.. cant buy love hey.)... but every girls different too...

omg that stuff is still making me laugh.
 

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my sister had like 20 pairs of shoes and i only seem to c the 2 pairs all the time
y do gurl need so many bloody shoes beats me.

but yea i all tru i know all bout it
 

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hahahahaha!!

Thats damned funny!!

I printed it out to show the mrs'... Guess I am not getting any for at least a few days...

I'll let you all know when I can move back into the house (al la flux capaciter story - if you dont get it - so a search... Its funny (now in retrospect!))
 
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