[The MichelinMan]

The presidents of Cascade (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales),
XXXX(Queensland), Carlton United (Victoria) .... were at an international beer conference.


They decide to all go to lunch together and
the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The president of Tooheys says without hesitation
"I'll have a Tooheys New."
The president of Cascade smiles and says
"I'll have a Cascade Draught,
brewed from pure mountain water!"
The XXXX president proudly says
"I'll have a XXXX, the King of Beers!"
The bloke from Carlton glances at his lunch mates
and says, "I'll have a Pepsi."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says,
"Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."


They say there are only two states to be in, Pissed and Victoria.

 

[RdS]

Awesome!
mmmmm:drinkup:

 

[91turbo666]

hehehe :drinkup: dont agree but hehehehe :jump:

 

[DarkSlayer]

hehe same. i dont agree either but still quite funny

 

[skip_in_a_6]

all very tru but that cascade draught is the best beer i eva had

 

[Fitzyb]

Scotch and coke > beer

Just my personal opinion, i'll leave beer to the beer drinkers, good joke though lol

 

[skip_in_a_6]

if it was between a beer and a bundy and coke off tap
the bundy will win all the time

 

[91turbo666]

Scotch and coke > beer

Just my personal opinion, i'll leave beer to the beer drinkers, good joke though lol

KARMA WORTHY :wave:

lol yeh i prefer my spirits and mixed things over beer. :tup:

 

[skip_in_a_6]

i know a nice mix u guys mite like

 

[Oaksey]

i know a nice mix u guys mite like

TVR?

(Tequila Vodka Redbull)

 

[Cromax]

A Pint of the darkest stuff they have on tap ... otherwise I'll settle for a Pint of Draught. Carlton Draught has to be the best mass-market tap beer sold in Australia

... apart from Coopers Pale

 

[The MichelinMan]

TVR?

(Tequila Vodka Redbull)

PPFFFFFFFFFF, gals drink :drinkup:

 

[Cromax]

HAHAHA ... well what about grappa?

 

[RdS]

I like Bundy and DIET coke (i'm trying to loose weight 8D )
but other than that, its VB for me!

 

[DarkSlayer]

bout the only spirit id buy would be a southern comfort and coke
otherwise its beer all the way

 

[The MichelinMan]

HAHAHA ... well what about grappa?

the hardcore stuff!.......bring it on! :drinkup:


'i think mostly the wogs on this forum would understand what me and cromax are on about'

 

[skip_in_a_6]

tvr is a pussy mix compared to wot i got install
but diet coke not good for u if u must know it all plastic better off with normal coke

 

[Cromax]

They're all girly drinks. Drink a few shots of muscato or grappa. That'll show you what a real shot should be like!

 

[The MichelinMan]

there the only shots i have!..........good stuff!

 

[Cromax]

Samer here!

What's the use of having shots of anything if you can't light it up with a lighter?