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The story begins with myself and a few others friends hanging out at my buddies house. A total of four of us were detailing our cars and just chilling in general. As the night went on, we decided we wanted to go to a popular public place that people hang out at, and call some girls to hang out with.

My buddy calls two girls he knows, and they drive out and hang out with us. We all decide to go to Wendy's and get some food, so we go there and on the way in, see one of the girls brother and his friend. So we eat, and talk for a while with the girls.

It was then decided that we'd take one of the girls altima's out and cruise around for a bit. I didn't want to ride in the back, so one of my friends rode with me in my car, and my other friend left his truck at Wendy's. The girls have to go home about an hour or so into cruising around, so we go back and hang out for a bit longer and say goodbye to the girls, and we talk for a bit and horse around after they leave.

Not three minutes after the girls leave, I hear screeching tires, and turn around to see a ford escort with two fat ass dudes in it sideways coming at us. It stops, one fat ass gets out, and confronts me.

fat ass 1: Wrong fucking car to do that in!!!!
fat ass 2: (waves hands around to look important)
me: huh?
friend 1: wtf are you talking about dude?

fat ass 1: That's the wrong fucking car to do that in!!!!
friend 1: Wow what's wrong with you dude?!
fat ass 1: Ok, don't test me please, you know what happened! (looking at me)

me: Ok who the fuck are you dude? I was driving my car the whole fucking time so you need to talk to them, not me. And either way you need to get back into your car and leave, stop causing a fucking scene!
fat ass 1: (tries to look angry) Don't test me, i'm 18, i'd rather not do this!

me: I'm 20, so lets fucking go you little shit. I don't give a god damn right now you little bitch! I did nothing to you and you run up accusing me of shit, some fucking "18 year old adult" you are!
fatass 1: (begins to shrug as I get more and more angry)Ok whatever, you have a low IQ!

fatass 1 & 2: (get in car and drive off)



I had to get this off my chest, and so my question is.....What the FUCK was that all about?!?!?! Why do people do this? They come at you like they're going to kill you and pussy out when you open your mouth!

For the TL;DR'ers: Hung out with friends, met girls, drove girls car around, fatass brother confronts us, i scare big bad brother off, mass laughter.
 

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For the TL;DR'ers: Hung out with friends, met girls, drove girls car around, fatass brother confronts us, i scare big bad brother off, mass laughter.
Protip: Put this at the BEGINNING of a long-ass post. :sigh:
 

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I had to get this off my chest, and so my question is.....What the [fizzle] was that all about?!?!?! Why do people do this? They come at you like they're going to kill you and [mangina] out when you open your mouth!

For the TL;DR'ers: Hung out with friends, met girls, drove girls car around, fatass brother confronts us, i scare big bad brother off, mass laughter.

Some people are scared little confused pussies. I think you did the right thing.
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Some people have such fucked up, anger fueled lives, they just need to take it out someway. Its pitiful this is THEIR way, but it happens. I've had quite a few instances such as this at clubs over the years. I just shake my head in disgust eitherway. :tdown:
 

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I carry a concealed Glock 21 for just such an occasion. People will always act tough until you 1) prove that you can break down someone's mental will and physical capabilities or 2) have a gun. Luckily, for 95% of the population around here, I can do #1, and I always #2. These people will start shit again with you because you didn't put the fear of God into them. The business end of a .45 caliber will let people know that you mean business. Carry an empty magazine in the gun in case the cops decide to show up, but never keep the full one too far away.
 

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wow.. you cut him far too much slack.

Here's how the story should have looked:

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Not three minutes after the girls leave, I hear screeching tires, and turn around to see a ford escort with two fat ass dudes in it sideways coming at us. It stops, one fat ass gets out, and confronts me.

I pause for 5 seconds to see if the first words out of his mouth are "oh shit, i'm sorry for flying up on you like that"

fat ass 1: "Wrong [fizzle]ing ..bzzrrkk"

I am now slightly bent over and forward, arm out in front, resetting myself from the momentum, now stopping from the follow through of the punch I just laid smack on the tip of his chin, or temple, or fill in the one punch down spot that most pretend hardasses have no idea how to defend against... the sound of his "bzzrrk" letting me know I just floored his ass.

fat ass 2: runs back to car - locks doors.

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the best part: in most states - it isn't assault if you throw one punch in defense, even if its the first punch. Having someone aim their car at you and jump out accosting you is considered more than enough threat to justify a punch. If you continue hitting him while down, thats assault.
 

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^ Jesus I wish it was like that here. here if you throw the first punch, its assault.
Fucking retarded. :tdown:
 

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yeah but isn't the punishment up there for assault restricted pot use for 2 weeks or something :p lol
 

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Instant criminal record. One that is quite hard to "pardon" so travel outside of Canada, even within Canada is strained BIG time. Sucks I know, there have been more then a few instances where I would have liked to perform some impromptu dental work on a moments basis, but alas, I like being able to stay out of jail and the courtroom.
 

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you're only guilty if you are caught.

low brim hats, reversible jackets and the quick "walk into a crowd" maneuver is the random act of violencer's friend.
 

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^I agree with GC. That would have been my reaction as well.

In the end, what was it that you were being accused for? Reclining on his car? Cutting him off? Chilling with his chicks? Eating the last burger?
 

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wow.. you cut him far too much slack.

Here's how the story should have looked:

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Not three minutes after the girls leave, I hear screeching tires, and turn around to see a ford escort with two fat ass dudes in it sideways coming at us. It stops, one fat ass gets out, and confronts me.

I pause for 5 seconds to see if the first words out of his mouth are "oh [shizzle], i'm sorry for flying up on you like that"

fat ass 1: "Wrong [fizzle]ing ..bzzrrkk"

I am now slightly bent over and forward, arm out in front, resetting myself from the momentum, now stopping from the follow through of the punch I just laid smack on the tip of his chin, or temple, or fill in the one punch down spot that most pretend hardasses have no idea how to defend against... the sound of his "bzzrrk" letting me know I just floored his ass.

fat ass 2: runs back to car - locks doors.

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since ive been pregnant i dont take any shit at all. i normally take the blame or keep quiet, but i have no patience for anyones bullshit anymore.

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This thread is fucking funny :lol: :lol:
 

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you're only guilty if you are caught.

low brim hats, reversible jackets and the quick "walk into a crowd" maneuver is the random act of violencer's friend.


you kill me Steve. if you were ever in a gang, you'd be the treasurer. :lol:
 

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In the end, what was it that you were being accused for?
Hanging out with his sister. And the other two guys I was hanging out with took her car, the sister and her friend jumped in, and I followed in my car.

But because I was the only one man enough to look him in his eyes, he turned his attention to me, and directed his anger towards me. Which was a major "no-no" right after he slid sideways in his car and stopped 6 feet from the front of mine.
 

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you kill me Steve. if you were ever in a gang, you'd be the treasurer. :lol:
someone's gotta count all the dropped bodies y0!
 
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